Saint of Salmons

Some things are sacred. It’s not that she doesn’t eat meat, it’s just that salmon has a special place in her heart not to mention her stomach. Maybe it’s the health benefits with the omega 3s or just simply the taste. Either way as the “Order of the Sacred Salmon” welcomed her into the flock, she dedicated her life to giving thanks before every bite. Oh hear our prayer patron saint of salmon. May the salmon live, multiply and prosper so we may all partake of fish goodness. Amen